Some things just make my imagination of worst possible scenarios run wild.
- being overtaken on the way home by a sirens-blaring police car and seeing it turn into your road. or a fire engine, or an ambulance
- seeing three senior management guys rush past you into the boardroom for a sudden meeting and cue: slam door as you walk past.
- when the guy you secretly had a crush on makes a special effort to tell you specifically about his new girlfriend.
- watching videos late at night and listening through your headphones and not being sure if the voices you hear are the soundtrack or from your garden
- when the cat jumps on your bed in the middle of the night and walks around cautiously (burglar!)
- arriving home on the late side and still getting home before your parents.
- being stared at. (no further explanation required - stop that okay? I Said Stop That!)
- funny coloured spots in your protein (red in egg, white in beef, green in chicken, black in sausage)
- seeing a stranger walk away as you approach your desk
- Similarly, seeing your parent walking out of your bedroom
- when you mislay your "very angry diary"
- reading your bank statement before your remember the what the big-spend of the month was
- dozing off when you shouldn't and realising that not 20 seconds have passed but 15 minutes.
- when you look for your car in your usual parking bay - when you have parked elsewhere
- seeing a police car in traffic and not being able to remember if you were speeding when you drove past him
- cars stopped on the side of the road when travelling late at night (road block!)
- being followed along your route home by cars with tinted windows
- speeding and realising the person following is keeping pace
- seeing mould on your bread/cheese halfway through eating the sandwich
- when you don't hear from someone in weeks and you wonder if they are dead... (it is
concerning when you wonder if they are dead and the idea is more curious than sad)
Aaaaanyway enough creepy wild imagination ideas - One hand of fingers countdown to Christmas! (except poor poodle-bait George - shake head)
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