Dear Smoker work colleague,
Lady, when I find you who is smoking in the bathroom and making it smell like the stinky side of a closed up stuffy room from the 1980's... I'm going to lock you in there until you go cold turkey.
And when your smokers nose is sufficiently recovered that you can actually smell how foul you make the bathrooms smell... I will accept your apology.
I do acknowledge the risk that by then all you will be able to smell is yourself... but it is a risk I am willing to take...
signed,
A non smoker,
who can't hold her breath for the entire visit to the loo....
PS if it is you who also insists on smoking right below my window... the water bombs are being prepared.
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