(assuming of course you are able to infiltrate your competators and implement these action causing mayhem and inactivity)
1. Hire someone with flu to sneeze on all the teaspoons left out for making coffee effectively causing all the workaholic coffee adicts to all take sick leave simultaneously.
2. Place the snack-wich machine for toasting the cheese sarmies right under the air conditioning vent so the entire office smells it. Use it 30 minutes before lunch break causing premature lunch cravings.
3. Play an indentifyable sound from an obscure location so that the source can't be found - mewing kitten, ringing phone, lost bird should all do it.
4. Disable the bathroom lights in all the ladies bathrooms except one causing long waiting times to make use of the ladies. No one wants to pee pee in the dark.
5. Send an email out telling everyone there is birthday cake but be suitably vague about the location where it is served leaving hungry junior employees to wander around aimlessly in search of free food.
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