(the bullet theme is stolen from my cousin because who needs original ideas when some one else's is good enough)
- I will finally attend the meeting I have been looking forward to for many many months.
- I will meet a whole group of people who have been respectfully referring to me as "Sir" and "Mr".
- I will be in two minds whether to be delighted or afraid if we receive 50 bids.
- I will be in two minds whether to be relieved or sad if we receive 5 bids.
- I will sadly be feeling enthusiastic about a work related business event.
- I will be eating breakfast courtesy of SAA.
- I will get out of bed at 4am.
- I will most likely oversleep to 4:30am.
- I will think about sneaking out the house without saying good bye... and feel guilty about it.
- I will say good bye before sneaking out the house and endure a sleepy question and answer session because (secretly) my mother cares about me very much an she worries about me.
- I will sleep in a fancy hotel with nice smelling free soap.
- I will pretend that I stay in fancy hotels like all the time and do a little excited happy dance when my room door closes.
- I will check 15 times that I have my passport.
- I will spend all the time between waking (4am...ish) to the meeting starting time (12:15pm exactly) that I have all the correct paperwork.
- I will try make no mistakes.
- I will try not make the awkward-face when I do make mistakes. (it's like the duck face with less bottom lip)
- I will have a great momentous day!... I hope.
Avante with the proceedings!
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