Ridiculously boring soccer

I have arrived at the opinion that as exciting and fun soccer is, and as much as I am way too addicted to it for a non-sports-lover, Soccer where after and hour in is still nil all is the most boring waste of time ever.

I would feel cheated to pay to watch a soccer match and not get any of the scoring drama. All that tension with no satisfaction. Like being promised free stuff and being lured into a sales presentation instead.

Maybe I am being a little old lady about this. I had a bad day okay...

(and as I type this Spain scores, The pub erupts and Portugal starts chasing)

So I think Ill stop complaining and start focusing... On the Ridiculously Interesting Soccer!