Tuesday, 25 August 2009

if woman(heartbeat) == true then woman = worried(anything)

women will conform to who they are and it doesnt mateer about teh circumstances, they will worry about things. For example right now I am worried about:

- That I don't have a bag to pack into because I am going to Gaborone for two nights.
- That I don't know what to pack for my two days of training in Gaborone
- That I am going on training to Gaborone and I might not make the most of the oppurtuinity (like fall asleep in the discussions or something lame)
- That I haven't booked leave for the single day I will off of work next month because my super is away
- That the 800 page document I just printed is wrong and Ill have to print it again
- That the 800 page document will not reach the required person on time
- That the 800 page document will reach the required preson but will be missing some vital detail
- That I will forget to rip the 800 page document to CD tomorrow
- That Ill have an accident on the way home because my brakes have started making a funny noise
- That I haven't washed my car in a while and that the adorning ancient bird poop is making my bonnet rust
- The fact that I am starving and that I will be served a horrible dinner
- That I signed my life away to Liberty life this morning and i might have done the wrong thing
- That I was supposed to organise a camp this weekend taht I havent done and I havent told any of the participants yet
- That insurance won't replace my cellphone with a new E63
- That Ill never manage to grow long hair again
- That Ill get swine flu while travelling to Botswana and back
- That I already have swine flu
- That Ill forget to fill up with petrol before the price goes up.

And so the list goes on and on and on. We havent even started with my deeper more midddle term and long term worries....

I wonder a guy would worry about?

- When he is going to eat?
- If he is going bald?
- Whether his lunch tomorrow will be better than his work colleague's lunch...

....ummm....

[Fred: I anticipate a response before the end of the week....]

1 comment:

Fred said...

as your only male reader I have to say: I am more worried bout going gray than bald.

And yes, food is important.

If you really want to know read "for woman only"